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Poster: user unknown Date: Aug 28, 2007 2:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Brief Explanation of the World's Religions(NON DEAD)

Brief Explanation of the World's Religions

1. Taoism - Shit happens.

2. Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding ding.


3. Hindusim - This shit happened before.


4. Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage.


5. Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?


6. Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?


7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens".


8. 7th Day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturdays.


9. Protestantism - Shit won't happen if I work harder.


10. Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it.


11. Jehova's Witness - Knock, knock, "Shit happens!"


12. Unitarian - What is this shit?


13. Mormon - Shit happens again and again and again ...


14. Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to me?


15. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit!

16. LMA - this shit is just too much....ADIOS AMIGOS!

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Poster: bitchbutnotwellhung Date: Aug 28, 2007 3:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Brief Explanation of the World's Religions(NON DEAD)

16. LMA - this shit is just too much....ADIOS AMIGOS!

The LMA is a world religion now? You fuckers didn't tell me this was a cult. Bastards.

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Poster: Loogy Hanger Date: Aug 28, 2007 3:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Brief Explanation of the World's Religions(NON DEAD)

Why isn;t the 'Lord of the Flies' mentioned ?

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Poster: Scrim Date: Aug 28, 2007 3:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Company motivational posters (NON DEAD)

Things We'd Like To See On Company Motivational Posters.....

1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts

4) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

5) Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

6) If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)

7) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

8) We put the "k" in "kwality"

9) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

10) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

11) A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

12) If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

13) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

14) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

15) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

16) Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

17) We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

18) Plagiarism saves time.

19) If at first you don't succeed - try management.

20) At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

21) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

22) This can't go on for ever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years

23) Never quit until you have another job.

24) TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Aug 28, 2007 5:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Company motivational posters (NON DEAD)

Thanks. I particularly liked 1, 10, 15, 18, 20.

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Poster: Boudica Date: Aug 29, 2007 2:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Brief Explanation of the World's Religions(NON DEAD)

hee hee

; -)

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